farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

,,

… it’s too early for this bullshit.

Me, no matter what time it is. (via sleepybunny)
  • teacher: y r ur eyes red
  • me: allergies
  • teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
  • me: hell yea
  • teacher: hell yea

koalugh:

Orange is the New Black makes me want to be a bad bitch and get sent to prison