ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

Anonymous:
What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos)

thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….